About Me

Just a small town girl, livin' in a looonneelllllyyyyyy world. Oh just kidding.




If this blog is aptly named, which let's be honest, it is, it should contain lots of details about all the awkward situations I find myself in/that I create for myself.  Things to know about me that were not captured above:

I'm an awful cook but recently decided to start learning/trying

Usually it means I boil some pasta, throw some olive oil and salt on top (or butter and cheese if the fridge is stocked (no, I never have pasta sauce in my cupboard, do I look like Martha Stewart?!))


I have a chronic case of RBF but for some reason it doesn't seem to deter people


Finally, all opinions here are my own (for better or worse)